A downloadable visual novel for Windows, macOS, and Linux

The only visual novel that relies on frogs existing, “Three Drunk, Pissed-Off Frogs” tells of an asshole wizard, a fatass fighter, and a slimy ratboy as they slowly starve in the ocean after a disastrous pubstomp in Frogeport.

Along the way they sing “The Cuck’s Sonata”, have gold and whores fall from the sky, suck each other’s energy off, drink suicide booze, and discover the power of love and friendship as they go back for a decent goddamn Caesar.


  • Over 9,000 words of tired and emotional amphibians!
  • One whole ending! You don’t have to think!
  • At least two backgrounds!
  • Over three types of frog!
  • A zero–meme guarantee!
  • An all–male beefcake cast!
  • Gay developers! (alright, one’s half–gay)
  • Good for the kids!
  • It’s public domain!


Froge: Writing, directing, being solicited, holding the line.

SheepishGamer: Spending three straight days programming and drawing.

CREATED: For Frog Jam 2017!

Install instructions

Users looking for a faster download may choose the tar.zpaq files instead. They are the same game, only in a smaller size.


The zpzpaq, and tar terminal commands will extract these files for you. Type one of these two lines:

zp x TDPOF-linux.tar.zpaq && tar -xf TDPOF-linux.tar
zpaq x TDPOF-linux.tar.zpaq && tar -xf TDPOF-linux.tar

If these are not installed, type the following command:

sudo apt-get install zp zpaq tar


Good luck.


TDPOF-win.zip 17 MB
TDPOF-win.tar.zpaq 12 MB
TDPOF-mac.zip 15 MB
TDPOF-mac.tar.zpaq 11 MB
TDPOF-linux.tar.bz2 21 MB
TDPOF-linux.tar.zpaq 15 MB